so this all started when one of my
students actually sent me this
ridiculous wall decal of senior citizens
riding around in a golf cart and you
know it really got me thinking who
better in the world to go over the most
ridiculous products on Amazon than us
and the first product we're gonna look
at is of course the senior citizens
riding around in a golf cart gigantic
wall decal let's check out our review
and see what it says I love this product
at first I was questioning whether I
should purchase a wall decal of a lovely
senior couple going for a joyride in a
golf cart or a different decal of a
senior citizen woman using her inhaler
overall I'm extremely pleased with my
purchase oh the first thing that comes
to mind is this reviewer has extremely
low standards for what pleasure means
also I'm curious what he meant by he
decal of a senior citizen in the golf
cart versus a senior citizen using an
inhaler there can't possibly be another
life-size senior citizen wall decal no
way who on earth is buying this stuff
honestly just do not understand what
type of person wakes up in the morning
and says this room you know it's perfect
we got the sofa we got the couch all we
need to complete this room is a gigantic
wall decal of a senior citizen using an
inhaler I don't know maybe I'm jaded
let's read a couple of reviews you know
try to put myself in the shoes of a
buyer of this thing and you know maybe
that wouldn't help me understand exactly
why could want this review from Wes says
now I have companionship at first I
wasn't sure of spending money on a
sticker of an old lady with an inhaler
was a good idea but once I got it I knew
I made the right choice she keeps me
company in my apartment since I don't
have any actual friends we eat we play
board games and we watch TV together we
have so much in common like I love for
breathing and other things your love for
breathing she doesn't argue like real
people do and unlike a girlfriend I
don't have to take her on dates worried
about keeping her happy and she doesn't
nag me for money I mean wow overall I am
100 percent satisfied with my purchase
you know at first I was thinking there's
no way Wes or anybody could actually
convince me of the value of this product
but as messed up as it sounds you know
my boy West actually kind of has a point
but at the end of the day you know I
would not be caught dead buying this
thing all right what do we have next we
have a fashion leather
and cuffs set adjustable plus sleeping
mask set pink black - so what the heck
is this thing for like the most hardcore
criminal on earth you know transporting
some super criminal to prison you got a
cuff and you got a blindfold them you
know I don't know what what else this
could be for I guess it might double is
like a sleeping mask for traveling you
know those handcuffs might be like for
chaining your luggage together on the
way to like a horse show or something
for the horse whip I mean I don't know I
don't get this one I don't think all
right next we have the Nicolas Cage
sequined pillow you can see just
straight away from you know the main
picture this is one of the most
terrifying products you could pretty
much possibly imagine just Nicolas Cage
just looking at you like that and all
white very terrifying can see the top
question on this product actually says
why is he not a mermaid and the seller
responded he is I don't even know what
to say about that but if you're not
satisfied with this Nicolas Cage
sequined pillow you can actually find
other Nicolas Cage sequined pillows as
well it's not just this one you can see
they also have the Christmastime a
sequin Nicolas Cage pillow or the
Nicolas Cage as a banana mermaid thing
sequined pillow you know they really
have something for everyone alright
moving on the next product is called a
pet design that leaky brush why I'm not
really sure I get this one this isn't
that weird isn't it just a cat brush oh
no whoa hey pat that does not go in her
mouth that is nasty you know what this
actually reminds me of those that scene
from the office where Angela goes home
and she leaves her webcam on and
everybody sees her like licking her cats
at her house people can't actually use
this right we got to check the reviews I
use this to chase cats away from my yard
or rather the owner of said cats know
not to let their cats loose in our
neighborhood unattended you know that's
fair you don't want you know cats
running all over the place it turns out
that there are ordinances in my city
against indecent exposure so I do need
to at least wear a banana hammock while
using this product outside of my home
Wow Wow that escalated pretty quickly
also what is a banana hammock I also
think that the initial impression of a
280-pound man bearing down on an animal
at top speed meowing and soaring but a
slab of silicon dangling from his mouth
may initially be off-putting for some
cats I mean I think at 280 pound man's
slobbering and pretty much any
circumstance would be off-putting to
anyone cat or not but once I have
wrestled them to the ground and the
clawing and biting has subsided I can
begin licking the cat until its
horrified owner returns home from work
to ask what I'm doing alright so I mean
have to reading that review I honestly
don't know what to say aside from losing
a great deal of faith in humanity I mean
really what this tells me is if you are
mentally unwell enough to use a cat
brush that you put in your mouth then
you just probably shouldn't be allowed
to have a cat all right what do we have
next year oh the cheesy poof finger
covers oh my gosh these are actually so
perfect for my hater cheesy poof finger
colors yes you know what this tells me
guys is we've done it we've officially
made it as a society because literally
in 24 hours with one day delivery you
could be protected from cheesy poof dust
forever you know if you're eating that
volume of cheesy poof's that you
actually are thinking about getting
cheesy poof finger covers just to
protect you from the pure volume of
cheesy poof dust that you get on your
hands every day and you're thinking
yourself you know it'd be so nice if I
had cheesy poof finger covers to keep my
fingers free from cheesy poof dust if
you're thinking that to yourself I mean
really if that thought ever enters your
brain even for a second then you have
much larger problems that you need to be
dealing with aside from the cheesy poof
dust on your fingers alright what's up
next we have the Thanos one piece oh my
goodness this beautiful I don't even get
this isn't funny how is this funny if
anything this is stylish I mean look at
that chiseled full chin I mean you know
not in my case but in the picture this
is super epic I mean I would wear this
alright I'll make you guys a deal if we
get 5,000 likes on this video and get a
hundred thousand views in the first
month I promise you guys I'm making a
promise right now to you my whole
youtube channel I will buy the Thanos
one-piece swimsuit and I will put it on
for a video if this video only if this
video gets 5,000 likes and gets a
hundred thousand views in the first 30
days because this is so awesome right I
mean we could really easily make this
into a series if you have products that
you think we miss or we didn't actually
cover you know some funny products that
you actually like definitely make sure
that you comment you know the name of
the product down below or send it to me
on Instagram or email
to me or something like that because we
could really turn this into an awesome
series of the most ridiculous Amazon
products on the Internet also we got to
include honorable mention we have the
baby mop you know obviously when you're
a parent and you just hate mopping and
you have a baby crawling all around the
place and you just want to you know
throw on the baby mop outfit and let him
crawl like he would anyways and you know
it's just a two-for-one you know getting
a clean floor getting an exercise baby
it's you know it's a win-win we also
have poop like a champion which you know
pretty much is exactly what it sounds I
assume I haven't actually gone too deep
into it but you know if you want to poop
like a champion Amazon has the perfect
product for you and then last but not
least the yodeling pickle which is you
know a pickle that yodels apparently you
know since people want that also huge
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