How To Waste $275.62 on Amazon..#Helpful Post.

hey guys this is Austin and today I'm

meeting lunch how is this mystery tech

Oh

what the happy pork eat slowly cut

calories and improved digestion I

thought a smart fork was a sport eh I

asked how much this was $65 least I'd

get a delicious salad either deal so I

can't really argue too much the fork has

a USB port on the bottom because

naturally should I clean this before I

eat with it

like since it came out the package yeah

alright so I would like to start eating

so I'm gonna go have a nice bite salad

here mmm

great timing all right oh you're

vibrating

and it happened I'm wait five more

seconds

huh good I can't really test the happy

part cuz it takes so long to chew salad

let's see if I can trick the happy pork

oh look at that it's that she's not

falling for it what if I actually grab

something though I have something on the

fort oh wow I'm really impressed I

thought it's gonna be total bull wow

that's quite loud this my friends is the

smartphone magnifier wait what oh wow

that's that's a magnifier wait so this

whole thing is cardboard I mean I

appreciate that they're trying to make

it look all cool but this retro TV

definitely didn't have asked video in

how much was this $30 oh wait

stuffs falling out oh oh that's pretty

cool alright I'll give them props

they've got the retro vibe totally on

point so I guess what you do is you put

your smartphone in the tray and then

just drop it in there's also going to be

a little rubber mat maybe okay so if I

slide it in like this there we go that's

the look right there as far as actually

using it you can see absolutely nothing

until you're looking at it directly on

point besides that it gets very sort of

warped and you're sort of looking at the

top of the bottom but it doesn't sound

that bad - cool I gotta say like it is a

lot better than I expected

that's the total novelty but it kind of

sounds alright I mean there's some holes

for the speaker to come out alright

oh man what can why do you just have a

giant pillow I think actually know what

this is though this is one of those

sequin pillows where like if you move it

Oh yep yep it like create something oh

no oh I don't like where this is going

is this a pattern what is this

it just all looks Brown oh no wait a

minute oh wait no it's NIC cages face

Wow where did you find this

oh well let me guess Amazon yes of

course it is so you've got your Nick

Cage face when it's party time when it's

not party time don't know Nic Cage here

now you see him there you go

now you see him now you don't if Jake

does not own this pillow we need to give

him this pillow

Jake Roper my friends has multiple Nic

Cage shirts I've seen him wear at least

two of them I don't even want to know

how much this is cuz it's just come at

me upset that the money was wasted but

also $10 okay I feel much less bad about

this yeah not really feeling it come on

kind of hard but it is nice to know that

I'm laying on NIC cages face so come on

now headphones okay wait what's

headphones that have a detachable cable

like earbuds how much honey fifty

dollars not a lot for Kimberly dough

don't worry about it so these are the

final four thousand hi fight earphones I

take a wild guess and that you are going

to be the proud owner of these

headphones as soon as the video is over

that's what I thought they're very

lightweight they don't feel particularly

premium the cable the actual headphones

themselves but if you have this kind of

weird shape why did my phone just slide

off the table a little just low okay

okay that's fine okay base it's there

damn so it is going to be a little bit

more optimized for hip-hop so if you

have something that does have an

accentuated bass it's really going to

punch here but I've never heard

headphones that have this kind of bass

that are so small and they also have

such a wide soundstage you're not

getting it back these are these are mine

now you realize piggy probe the premium

phone stand it's a razor thin and

infinitely adjustable why is it called

pain Pro there's a mirror on the inside

so if your phone stand also wants to

function as a mirror to see like a

postage size stamp of your face

postage eyes stamp

postage post stamp size postage no

weight just stamp size yeah the postage

is probably necessary is it stamped is

postage

it's maybe not the most color matching

thing in the world but let's see how

this actually works as a stand oh look

my phone stands up nerf the zombie

strike crossbow this isn't tech I know a

pillow wasn't tech but this definitely

isn't tech oh so I just get to shoot you

with Nerf darts no that's okay I mean

this is not a normal mystery tech item

why I gotta say at least it's not a

robot dinosaur I can't really complain

about that we're after my nemesis has

arrived we actually should be shooting

rule Raptor

I feel like Robo Raptor should be my

ally in this particular fight Robo

Raptor are you ready yeah you are so

going on this okay high-five Wes would

not be happy cookies let me do that are