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oh boy guess what today is it's a big

mystery tech

and it's well packaged Oh what house do

so much stuff in here boys

owls what what am I looking at

congratulations on the purchase of your

new Weiser handheld computer so it is

like a poll if Ike it does run palm OS

apparently a gps companion this is a gps

add-on what how do you even attach these

things oh oh there's a whole other box

underneath here this is the Omni Sky

wireless Internet and email service the

following screen you'll be asked to tap

the center of the target Wow touch

screen technology the eye module all

right let's try plugging in a webcam

wait Aang I think I'm gonna do a selfie

on this I mean that that right there my

friends is a real masterpiece but I'm

actually kind of surprised at how much

stuff is actually usable on this I say

usable with some slight asterisks but I

mean we've got a camera we've got what

would have been a really cool wireless

modem we've got a GPS antenna and all

the stuff was pretty easily swappable I

mean no should you buy one of these in

2018 I mean of course not that's

ridiculous but this is actually kind of

cool I've got to say I was actually not

expecting this to work as well as it

does this one's from Jimmy Jimmy okay

this is from twink toys all right it's

like an action figure or something

of courses but that tech there's no part

of this that's tech at all the whole

thing is just a doll there's nothing

mysterious or scary about this at all I

mean does that look scary to you are you

frightened right now cuz I'm just

frightened of how much money was wasted

on something that's not remotely tech in

any possible way just gonna leave this

here for the rest of the video thank you

great it need to be there anyway it's

fine

sports cards this is a baseball card

there's your baseball card for this is

not tech do you miss the most important

part of mystery tech it's not mystery

random stuff it's mystery tech it's the

best thing

Austin Evans baseball card wait there's

an actual player yeah he was drafted by

the Rangers in June of 2000 his name is

Austin Evans in fact he's from Austin

Texas hi hi that's pretty good actually

I will say he actually does mildly look

like me and his signature also kind of

looks like mine how much was this $15

all right hey USB the ps2 keyboard mouse

adapter this is a mysterious am I

missing something here adapter Oh what

are you laughing for so much I haven't

even opened the thing yet you're already

over you're laughing

oh you're staring at the doll you're

staring at this doll this is one of

those reproduction model M keyboard is

it a real one way I guess it right oh oh

I'm excited now that might be a new

record

I actually guessed what it is right oh

dude I feel like I could beat someone to

death with this have you never tried one

of these before

so if you guys are not familiar the IBM

model M is widely regarded is one of if

not the best keyboards of all time dude

this is so clean so this isn't a

reproduction right this is actually an

original one yes oh man wait we just

gotta do it we got do it oh listen to

that

woo because this is an older keyboard it

does use a ps/2 connector which to be

fair some modern pcs specifically a lot

of desktops will support it but for me

I'm gonna need an adapter oh there's a

problem he doesn't smell so good yeah I

heard of Paul did we kill my cool HP

ooh that smells bad team Christmas oho

well that's not good so we were trying

to get my laptop up it was dead and we

plugged a different power adapter in it

and now it smells bad and won't turn on

oh joy they said that this computer was

very hot no no no so with a replacement

laptop let's try the keyboard now so oh

hey we have lights on so at least it's

getting power so it's definitely got a

different kind of feeling than any kind

of standard mechanical keyboard that you

would pick up today

it also has a different key layout I'm

just realizing this is back before you

know the Windows key existed but hey it

works for me with just a simple USB to

ps2 adapter we've got full support you

can pretty much get everything you need

done you've got all your function keys

everything else is almost identical to a

current keyboard okay I gotta say this

is weird it's not the most normal thing

in the world but actually I think for a

lot of people this is legitimately

pretty cool wow that's that's aggressive

that's not another one of these so you

may remember a very special episode of

mystery Tech almost a year ago or we

took a look at the Robo Raptor well this

this is the Robo Raptors special cousin

no one enjoys this Ken everyone is on my

side and doesn't appreciate seeing me

annoyed with some stupid dinosaur robot

right okay there we go

I'm boxed all right what does it do

laughs that's that that okay I can't all

right

good answer good answer oh it likes it

wait wait do they know each other this

is how this works purple dinosaur Robo

Raptor you're alive

hey wait key fight fight fight fight

fight fight fight yeah here we go

nobody's on Robo Raptor he posts Orson

lame-o book oh wait wait

what's gonna happen get him get him

no no this way this this yeah hey go get

him oh yeah it's okay it's okay it's

okay it's okay

the mean-girl dinosaur just doesn't like

you it's fine you tried oh no no after

this this is my box

what is this did you see it

this is just a giant pickle what is this

why does it have your name on it

11:21 17 thanks Kenneth what is this

real pickle and a seal coca-cola bottle

full grown four inches so it's just a

pickle that grew into a coke bottle i

agree Robo raptor I agree