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Oh Jake you want to check your left wait

did you surprise us with mystery tech is

it already hidden someone what Oh what

is this

Austin what could this mean

Austin Evan this is right thing I I know

exactly what this oh oh I even got a

letter from Susan also can I give a

shout-out to Clarke who in selected the

package with great care

Thank You Clark okay I tell stories

brief little story about why this is on

mystery tech so I hit a million

subscribers four years ago something

like that it's been quite a while but I

never got the option to claim my play

button and so I didn't want to be that

weird person's like hey give me my shiny

trophy so I never asked for it I never

got one but Ken has been determined he's

been single handedly on board with

getting a gold play button and now we

have it I'm glad you're here to share in

this moment I'm pretty sad for you you

can't leave me a million subscribers

that's so big actually you know what yes

that's bigger than Las Vegas that later

than Venice it's bigger than a big

Hoover Oh

this mystery text a little different

because my buddy Jake Rovers here hi

I wasn't ready for this I'm Jake Roper

you might remember me from such things

as vsauce3 your dreams and also your

future stepfather good to see you all

right thanks Ken for finally making me

get the play button hey thanks Ken

thanks hey thanks Ken thanks Ken all

right that's so cool you just have a

projector set up like showing it

constantly going that's what we did for

the Intel thing Oh what are we supposed

to get him to these two blanket together

do you want me under the blanket Ken

I'll get over the blanket what's going

on I'm very confused okay anyone I feel

like we're in Harry Potter Audio is so

much better yeah it's the invisibility

cloak okay and why is this so awkward no

longer got to be under your neck we

please leave yet it's really women

anything

he's such an elaborate episode of

mystery tech I'm gonna get out of here

there's gonna be lipstick all over my

car I'm so weird

don't look at the ground look at my eyes

okay get out ready okay here we go

so back in 2012 I did a video with

Samsung on the Galaxy camera okay I have

a way to large white shirt which is

where this comes in

I always blend in with the background

it's an amazing video did you really

need to get in the tire like mannequin

for this also why is he so tall like I

feel I feel so short now what are you

doing to him we could remove a flag for

review you know it's kind of funny that

he has more movement than you usually do

J oh that's nice

I'm glad that you kept the tag on it so

you can return this later whoa Wow okay

we got a little wardrobe

definitely demonetized come on I said

you go to the gym

yeah but he's falling apart like don't

worry I got you ready okay oh where does

it go in I'm just thinking it man just

take it

I need to find the whole bin fine it's

fine isn't it of mine it needs to be a

hole it's okay just write her

okay hold okay where's this hole oh

sorry

wrong

where is he does anyone know where this

goes

let me just grab it there you go there

you go stop Imam Oh perfect that's much

better

okay let me just are you doing okay

that's okay oh there we go huh at least

it figures accurate you know exactly

what I look like

don't worry about it it's fine yeah

that's about accurate okay a minute SD

card inserted yes let's take a let's

take a nice pick all right let's do it

let's do it

wow that's cool shutter sound oh yeah

it's slightly upside down but besides

that you can flip it and post Josh so

what made the Galaxy camera kind of

special was it it is a basically full

point shoot that happens to run Android

position we kind of cool play me like a

modern-day version of this ya know how's

it look though well it's great this is I

don't see the point

really I'm gonna take this I'm sorry

it's very warm the pizzas super

insulating there we go

good imagine an rx100 that ran Android

right they was slightly bigger that had

like more of the phone functionality

built in that could be kind of cool

riddle me this Austin go for it why

would one need a camera that has like a

phone operating system but not the phone

part of it what's this who wears the

night oh oh great oh I'm gonna open it

towards you okay I will step back here

oh it's already open Ken why do you take

everything from me you're the worst

stepson I've ever had looks like some

sort of bicycle thing oh look at that so

it's really you're sitting down you can

pedal on your bicycle the power box so

the idea is this is just like a standing

bicycle but it uses a chair wait what oh

this is very to arrow with littering on

wait huh wait does it charge your phone

generator mood

yes okay okay okay let's do this let's

do this then open the base so unclip and

remove the leg pen so what's the leg pen

also I should let you take off these

glasses put my real ones on this is very

difficult to see so the idea is wise

you're pedaling you can power something

off of the full outlet even though I

guess it depends it says 20 watts for

ten minutes max or 14 watts continuous

so I guess it will overheat if you try

to pedal yes we're gonna have to find

out let's see an explosion well so why

don't they say you have to lubricate

everything with dishwashing soap they

say that multiple times like multiple

things need to be dish washed so this

doesn't wanna just lubricated if you

lubricate it and will go in much more

seamlessly let's see why the bath the

lubrication okay will you get the feet

on though cuz otherwise it's gonna like

it's fine okay we got this all right are

we ready okay okay we need to get this

foot okay it's a little bit in there so

oh okay

there's a solo operation oh yeah don't

work

thank you dish soap okay 76% wait come

on

use those thighs all right are we

charging we're charging how long I got

to do this until I get to 800 okay so

fine my shoes are too big my shoes are

too big there's a snake in my boot who

thinks this is a good idea like are we

living in some Mad Max apocalypse where

all you have is the power of the power

boxed chargers gadgets Jake what if I

was really in the Mad Max world do you

have any ideas on how I can survive yeah

I do there's a video on vsauce3 what max

apocalypse there's explosions there's

war voice there's car flips is there

power marks there's no power box now cuz

just a really dumb idea okay we should

want to watch cheeks video link down the

description smash that like button hit

that notification bell and tell your mom

that you love her cuz she always tells

me about how you know it really hurts

her

I've never gotten sweaty for a mystery

tech before it's cuz you haven't had me

on the show

oh wow that hurts something right here

oh alright this looks play what see and

there's a dual emitter super do a okay

that's I believe that's a spell Oh what

is this mini arcade for Gameboy hold on

a second so I've seen a lot of weird

game accessories I've seen a lot of

Gameboy accessories I've never heard of

this it didn't get a little magnifier

for this high-performance joystick super

stereo sound that sounds like an apple

branding home I'm sewing right now oh do

you need a knife no no no oh wow

okay that's a lot bigger than the Game

Boy I was expecting yeah well if you

want to play Game Boy on levels higher

than you've ever seen you need this I

don't rip the box this thing looks like

retro and probably very expensive how

much was this what that's a lot of money

a hundred and eighty US dollars can

Djimon so for reference the gameboy is

already a very large portable by today's

standards but this this is uh Wow

okay so headphones and it's kind of like

and then that text in there yeah alright

so we put our giant C batteries in Oh

oh wow this is I'm on the edge of my

seat so I might not be good at Tetris

this is this is crazy though this is a

little generally one of the most

ridiculous accessories I've ever seen I

didn't know they were meeting like this

I mean look how big it is it's like two

of Jake's heads the resemblance is

uncanny it does look a lot like me dad

thank you what we got Ken oh I think I

know I know exactly what this is cuz I

own one Nicolas Cage yeah that's Nicolas

Cage whatever close enough there you go

it's the gift that keeps on giving the

pillow inside of it I'm so happy so you

know sometimes I like to think that

mystery text we go a little over the

rails we get a little crazy with it but

um this takes it to a whole new level I

blame you Jake I blame you

I wouldn't I I do you know what I would

blame mmm when I was 16 my parents got

you