The WEIRDEST PC
Parts we Found on AliExpress #Helpful Post
kay
so I'm sitting in my office looking
at
a motherboard and I'm like alright so
you
got all these PCI Express slots
right
the graphics card goes here but
then
you got all these other ones what
are
people actually putting on these
things
so I start clicking around on
Aliexpress
I'm like wow there's some
really
weird stuff that you can put in a
PCI
Express slot so I a challenge
actually
rather I asked Jake to issue a
challenge
to four other members of our
writing
staff to scour eBay wish
Aliexpress
and more and find what they
believe
is the weirdest PCI Express
expansion
card we've provided no
definition
for weirdest it's going to be
down
to judgment from your peers
who
managed to find the weirdest thing
and
I'm participating as well so and
dice
is here in spirit and the winner
gets
a trophy right yes and it's
engraved
in everywhere is it you know
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alright Riley you're only first
alright
okay
Riley's first see how nonchalant I
am
about this because that's the amount
of
confidence I have stop it only I can
not
one not two not three these just
blood
for sirs listen it's a cool one
but
you had to buy these this is a small
very
small PCIe card ever seen something
like
that
what's
that USB ports yeah that goes in
there
yeah
USB into a USB yeah do you know the
potential
of this no you just keep going
forever
adding
more and more let's find out pci
card
this look that goes in here can we
just
wait wait whoa the bench is on me
no
I turned it off for the power supply
off
you know that's not going there that
can't
go in there
yes
okay no I don't think this is a PCIe
x16
no what you were buying no I didn't
okay
so our USB graphics card is working
so
what is this like a plx chip here
yeah
that's definitely what it is yes
please
I
have no idea like what is the pin
mapping
here though like this is what
you
call it there's only nine there's
only
nine conductors well hose you don't
need
that many okay well well it works
so
like does it have ray tracing yeah so
this
is an RT X 27 T on what is this an
8700
K so we should be expecting
somewhere
in the neighborhood of 250
plus
FPS okay
well
let's see how we do here then shall
we
yes so basically what's happening is
instead
of just converting PCI Express
to
a USB cable which is kind of like
just
using a PCI Express riser except
you're
using the USB connector and cable
it's
taking the same PCIe 1x interface
using
some kind of a PL X or a hub chip
of
some sort or switching chip and then
it's
turning the single 1x interface
into
4 1 X interfaces and so this is
probably
fine but if we were to hook for
graphics
cards up at the same time and
all
four of them are actually doing
something
we beat you
we'd
be we'd be not and you don't want
to
do that right now
Gaming
I don't want to try it but
daisy-chaining
no I don't think there's
any
point daisy chaining them but
running
all four of them yes good let's
do
it just try change the chaining at
once
okay turn the power play all right
if
you factor out the shorting out the
board
Oh a Power Move you know what it
did
it that FPS though is not this was
not
ideal oh wait wait wait wait wait we
just
caught our FPS in half and just see
how
many noobs you can poem that's
pretty
rough oh man your time traveling
for
your consideration you have before
you
a system that could enable you to
place
a GPU anywhere in your house while
keeping
your regular PC right next to
you
so pretty awesome but at what cost
at
the cost of a few frame a few what is
that
what are frames and here we have a
PCI
oscilloscope whoa wait it's PCI oh
wait
how does that work well I assumed
you
would get at least a PCI Express
card
oh excuse me I thought there was
sort
of a minimum bar here for like you
actually
you told me specifically PCIe
or
PCI that's true this was the
conversation
yeah yeah okay well then
why
didn't your test bench have a PCI
slot
on it smart yeah I wasn't expecting
anybody
to do it especially for
something
that costs $600 more like
seven
$700 are those PCI's know those
are
pci-x see you later
what
are those
that's
not a PCI right oh wait what
you
can't yeah nothing about that yeah
this
it doesn't post with it in it so
there's
nothing that we can reconfigure
to
so this is something that is actually
pretty
cool for me so that's of 7950 GX
-
yes I thought this was super cool
because
I had never seen that this is
how
they used to actually do dual GPU
cards
basic it's literally to Riley
didn't
write it no I think it's cool
yeah
so that's never seen this instead
of
like your Titan Z Zed whatever if
you're
Canadian or not how they had
those
two GPUs on one card they actually
just
gave you two cards that were like
duct-taped
together and you get one slot
and
you just stick it in and that's how
you
did Quad SLI back in the day GPU
seed
way two of these yeah so this one
apparently
worked but when I got it
actually
had one of the capacitors
knocked
off and then this one was like
falling
off did you hot glue it on and
all
that I stole this capacitor from
another
mother board because the leads
were
broken and then to kind of keep it
from
breaking I put some hot glue on
there
as I sort of silastic so hopefully
it
works I put a lot of that genuinely
took
me like an hour this was back when
they
used to really falsely advertise
they
really these cards so it's got 1
gig
512 bit on the back but I'm pretty
sure
what they mean is 2 times 512 well
let's
let's check her eBay a 256-bit oh
and
I'm looking at the card and said to
I'm
saying art eBay seller was an honest
guy
okay he said to buy half the cake
okay
guy oh my god I don't know getting
pretty
close to Alex territory here hey
the
computer turned on that's true
that's
pretty different yeah you're on
the
podium believe whatever you want
there's
no way there's a Windows - I'd
be
surprised if there's a Windows 7
driver
for this that's a dead video card
he
said it was working so these look
like
these look like dead pixels kind of
but
they're not please don't waste time
Dede
Ewing it just you can try and
install
your driver but like
it's
not gonna work and your card is
broken
lets you select it and then it's
like
yeah I can't believe how much money
you
guys spent on $70 and not working
hardware's
damaged in shipping over 30
bucks
you don't sound convinced
yes
oh and this is the deluxe nice
really
nice it's like a horse race where
the
horse and race in first hey so you
have
other problems coming for you
though
no
raids to find what OS were you
planning
to boot here I have Windows 7
32
bit oh yeah on that drive oh yeah
yeah
oh yeah is that not gonna happen no
no
okay what what do I boot on this XP
oh
Jesus
look
at these pads okay to be fair it's
like
this graphics card transports the
character
models back to the era it came
from
are you telling me right now that
this
is working because I'm physically
holding
a capacitor in the place on the
graphics
card let's try that and go in a
minute
like is your finger comfortable
are
you good it's kind of warm but I'm
yeah
I'm fine all right how do we save I
don't
why would you can can you please
play
oh I think this is starting to burn
my
finger yeah tag me in buddy
oh
you got like what that's what did it
it
just stopped it stopped as soon as
our
like oh this thing is holding on the
power
oh that's that's Jake right there
Oh
God there we are literally repairing
this
graphics card with scotch tape in
the
same
wait
are you telling me that the tape is
doing
a better job than Riley ever could
my
finger was burning what do you want
me
to do about 8 FPS on I got my
assistant
okay no artifacts no artifacts
it's
the best GPU no artifacts to speak
of
this is exactly what we need right
now
you plug this in it's a fan up
sensibly
it just blows air right away
and
the bonus part of it away
it
can cool down your glute on
capacitors
and make your other stuff
work
what value on value was this plan
no
that's just how handy these are you
need
this in your life right now let me
show
you how this works do you know
what's
really good about them I'm pretty
sure
the plastic is UV reactive we
really
need it this is how those
infomercials
always start look the
package
says light it up does this even
count
it doesn't even have anything we
might
need to modify it this slot like
yeah
it's lots it's for PCI this is
super
old oh we can use it to cool my
stuff
I think it came with Amazon Prime
actually
this was in stock ready to go
I'm
confused as to like what why does it
look
like it's a children's toy from a
dollar
store because this used to be the
style
when it came to like hardcore PC
modding
I'm not even joking unlike some
people
I only spent $20 but wait there's
more
look at this little dial go from
low
to high yeah does fit in a PC I use
one
sorta so it's gonna blow air at the
front
what about the sofa
thank
goodness for our og shielding's
okay
um here we go ladies and gentlemen
I'll
put it down on the low something oh
my
god
and
it turned off but the lights are on
a
little lower a little lower yet is it
too
much
one
fan words wait really
it
might not be enough power you know
it's
plenty of power barely even blowing
any
hair okay so James is done I still
need
to go but in the meantime we have
an
update over in Alex land we have a
hard
drive detected we have an optical
drive
detective and theoretically we
have
a Windows XP boot CD have you ever
seen
an ethernet card this small yeah
the
one that I had Oh an Ethernet card
this
is how I intend to plug it in now
you'll
have to give me a moment
gentlemen
so
first I will be needing yes the vac
eand
mini
PCIe two PCIe converter Wireless
this
oh hey wait that's not that
interesting
all right I need and I fix
it
kit as well I I have my sincere
doubts
as to whether or not this is
going
to work at this point we have gone
from
PCI Express 1x to mini PCIe to
PCMCIA
I just need this here here we go
so
this goes in this is PCMCIA it was an
old
laptop expansion standard going this
way
or this way don't actually know that
way
yep
okay
well I like that spring action to
USB
what
hold on ladies and gentlemen
okay
two dual PCI Express 16x then we've
got
a PCI Express 4x interface at the
bottom
of this card here that we have
adapted
using this card to you dot two
then
we've got a u dot 2 2 m dot 2 board
installed
in that which has an m dot 2
to
u dot to the other end like mini SAS
HD
whatever this is called
then
we've got a mini SAS HD to u dot 2
over
here plugged into a board that does
u
dot 2 to PCI Express 4x where finally
we
have installed a network card now
will
this work I have no idea something
just
burned hold on a minute no I still
have
an entry because I did convert back
to
PCI Express at some point I can cut
out
some parts of my chain here my
submission
is a PCI Express to u dot 2
to
m dot 2 to u dot 2 to u dot 2 to PCI
Express
4 X 2 network adapter get out of
my
way whoa disrespect
well
the slot that I wanted to plug into
is
broken because of my previous attempt
I
wonder if my network card is dead ok
cuz
even that didn't work this should be
pretty
straightforward this is just PCI
you
to know if now on just a gosh darn
minute
here is it just a bad network
card
cuz that's why it that's why it was
gonna
fire
right okay wait for it this is it
ladies
and gentlemen my time to shine
you
know what you know this is like let
me
speak your language it's like in for
tonight
when you get shot and you're
crawling
around but you're not dead yet
but
there's no way you're gonna win this
log
out nope why turn your computer off
I'm
installing drivers as we speak I am
moments
away from having this bully
operation
okay
my
entry is this graphics card what I
mean
network
card isn't it adorable that's
cute
yeah Wow
you
didn't kill anything in putting that
in
got
a link can be a close up meanwhile
over
in Alex land how are we doing so it
seems
like it is working here it is I
think
yeah so now we just need a program
to
use it you didn't even know what
program
so we we would need to install
LabVIEW
and then it should work just
fine
how much does a LabVIEW license I
don't
know okay I think it's I think we
just
have to do the voting now you have
to
vote for two people and the
competition
is without any real
guidelines
the weirdest PCI or PCIe
device
so weirdest starting with the
most
disappointing thing of tonight me
and
James with just one vote oh and then
you
get Linus with two hey I'm on the
podium
baby with two yeah and then it's
Alex
before so we all said yeah so I'm
happy
to present you today that's it
just
shut up I don't know how to open it
but
this is a quality we have scissors
no
it's good we're good this was the
coolest
weirdest trophy I could find
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