The WORST Product
I've ever LOVED - #Helpful Post
every
generation or so someone reinvents
the
computer in the late 70s and early
80s
they got small enough to fit on a
desk
by the 90s we could fit them in our
laps
and for the last 11 years the
dominant
personal computers have been
the
ones that we all carry around in our
pockets
which I guess means we're kind
of
overdue for a change yeah
introducing
the Nubia Alpha the wrist
phone
with a giant flexible OLED display
that
wraps around your wrist this might
be
the worst product that I have ever
fallen
in love with and let me tell you
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begin with the promotional
materials
shall we
what
does Nubia imagine that the Alpha
is
okay we got a clock theme going on
here
this guy is talking on the phone
hmm
so
many functions thanks the larger
screen
and Wow
video
chat oh wow so that looks pretty
good
and you know what I don't even
think
they're that far off flexible
displays
have been a long time coming
and
now that they're finally reaching
the
point of commercialization I really
think
that they're one of the best hopes
for
wearable technology to really take
off
because if you think about it up
until
now the vast majority of smart
wearables
have been limited to the same
sizes
and configurations of the previous
dumb
wearables like watches and glasses
because
they're made of fundamentally
the
same metal and glass materials so
that
puts restrictions on their designs
that
can affect everything from their
battery
life to their screen size and
even
the ways that we can interface with
them
so it's this last one that I'm
gonna
address first on the Alpha so
right
now I'm enabling a feature that
they've
called alpha gesture what it
essentially
does is allow you to
navigate
through the functions and menus
without
actually touching the screen so
it's
similar to some of the hand wavey
controls
that are present on some cars
except
that it's implemented on a device
that
by its very definition is always
close
enough that you could easily reach
out
and touch it
so
I'm gonna go ahead and turn that off
and
also it didn't work consistently at
all
with it enabled sometimes I'd touch
it
and then it would actually activate
twice
once for the touch and once for
the
alpha gesture for now the thing that
I
like about it is that it's a preview
of
what's to come with like holographic
displays
that you can wear on your wrist
and
interact with in 3d space that's
going
to be pretty cool now I want to
talk
about the size so yeah it still
goes
on your wrist like a regular watch
or
Smart Watch but there were a handful
if
they
that
immediately stood out to me
starting
with how much information could
be
present on the screen at one time now
at
four inches and quite narrow the
screen
is not exactly panoramic but it's
way
bigger than any other SmartWatch
that
I've ever used and unlike a desktop
monitor
where I have yet to find a super
wide
display that I don't like this is
an
application where more height
actually
kind of makes more sense to me
so
if a text or an email were to come in
I
don't necessarily need a bunch of
extraneous
space on the side I want to
have
as much of the content as possible
right
in my field of view and a longer
display
lets me read the average text or
even
a short email without any scrolling
required
or I mean at least it would
have
if this thing managed to stay
paired
to my phone for longer than a
couple
of hours at a time but that short
fall
actually reminds me of another
thing
I like about the interface when I
first
put it on I was trying to see
something
at the top of the display and
I
found myself thinking it oh gee this
is
really not very comfortable but you
can
actually adjust certain UI elements
up
or down depending on what's most
ergonomic
for you so I can kind of
imagine
a future then where my
wraparound
display is like positionally
aware
and if I'm you know sitting at a
desk
it could it could throw a discrete
little
notification up where only I can
see
it I mean that would be perfect for
checking
your text during a bad date or
something
like that
now
in its current form it's now in its
current
form the Alpha falls well short
of
this mark having no awareness of its
position
in space other than detecting
usually
my check the time gesture and
mostly
forgetting where I left things
and
even
allowing some key UI elements to be
moved
around like entering Wi-Fi
passwords
so this is again something
that
I can kind of see where they're
going
with even if the experience isn't
there
now on the top of the experience
the
experience of wearing the Alpha is
really
something that's going to depend
heavily
on the user so it can be easily
resized
by removing links from either
both
or one side it was a touch big on
me
even at its smallest size though so
that's
something to be aware of and it's
a
little on the bulky side but still
lower
profile than other multifunction
smartwatches
that I've worn daily in the
past
like the casio pro track and i
didn't
have any trouble getting sleeves
on
and off around it now the always-on
display
functionality i'm always harping
on
smartwatches that don't have it well
it's
not enabled at this time but while
it
is still using an older snapdragon
2100
processor not very power efficient
I
do actually believe them when they say
they
will turn that back on in the
future
since after one really buggy day
when
it died in like four hours
I've
actually regularly gotten more than
a
day's worth of battery out of the
Alpha
the standout thing for me about
wearing
it is definitely its value as a
conversation
starter thanks to its large
wraparound
screen it's an attention
grabber
that looks more like a cool prop
out
of a sci-fi movie than something
that
you can actually go to a store and
buy
today
personally
I love it I think it looks
super
cool but I've had others even here
on
staff where we're all admittedly a
bunch
of nerds suggests that giving
these
to high school kids would cause
teen
pregnancy rates to plummet I'm
pretty
sure that if thirty percent of
high
schoolers were wearing that you
would
have teen pregnancy just plummet
haters
gonna hate I guess but I think
the
future really is large wearable
screens
like this one and the key word
here
is future the Alpha does not do a
great
job of using its large screen real
estate
overall the default watch face
dedicates
a shocking amount of space to
function
toggles with the bottom
occupied
by some Reese
that's
that frankly I think are just as
easy
to access by simply swiping to the
side
and finding the relevant one
especially
given how few there are but
the
thing is that's hardly even the
biggest
problem with the Alpha you'll
find
that right in the name I can only
guess
they called it the alpha because
it
hadn't got to the point where they
were
comfortable calling it beta yet the
vibration
motor is among the worst I've
encountered
this decade making it feel
more
like it's trying to escape from
your
wrists than apples tight purposeful
haptic
feedback multiple notifications
from
a single app aside from just piling
on
and making that noise you heard
earlier
will in some cases actually
remove
the first notification so if
someone
sends you a joke in hangouts
followed
by wall or an emoji or
something
you'll actually have to pull
out
your phone to find out what was so
darn
funny there's no way at this time
to
handle media control for third-party
apps
so you can copy music files over to
your
watch and listen to them directly
from
there over like Bluetooth
headphones
but that's it the ringtone
cannot
be adjusted a feature that's been
a
given for a couple of decades now it's
got
this whole entire part of the
interface
that's dedicated to all these
exercises
that can track free workout
and
heartrate and outdoor running and
all
that stuff but with this glitch that
registered
my daily steps that negative
60,000
I don't know how seriously I'm
gonna
be taking any of that and finally
while
I'm nitpicking the camera kind of
sucks
but newbie is justification for it
existing
at all is video chat there's
only
one small problem how is this more
ergonomic
than this
I
mean if they're pitching this with
isom
support in China currently as a
full-on
replacement for a phone I think
the
point is there is clearly a lot of
work
to do but I do see the vision with
WeChat
Aldi Pei and a few other key apps
someone
with full support in China could
take
calls pay for their groceries and
navigate
around town without ever
needing
to take a phone oh it's just
that
the experience is far too buggy to
be
ready for primetime in fact if I had
a
dollar for every time I saw this crash
message
over the last couple of weeks I
could
probably just buy myself a cheap
phone
but I guess that's the nature of
the
beast with these first concept that
somehow
made its way to a store shelf
type
products and even if I'm not going
to
be daily driving this thing any time
soon
I'm really glad that Nubia sent it
over
to me because it was certainly
worth
having the experience the math
drop
cost porta pro-x headphones are
actually
based on the original 1984 cost
design
they've been updated to make them
more
modern and durable but they're
portable
they're on air and they can be
folded
up in different configurations
for
easy storage
they
feature oxygen free copper voice
coils
that provide a wide frequency
response
and warm and smooth sound the
single
button control lets you skip
tracks
make calls and activate voice
commands
and they've got a noise
cancelling
mic with classes lifetime
warranty
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